Beautiful waterfront townhouse. Tall ceilings.
Fireplace (that works, wood too, with gas starter).
High end outdoor BBQ. Bidet toilet seat (you'll never go back). Serene and quiet. Plus it comes with a cat!
Really it's the cat's house, he let's us stay here. When we travel he insists we get some replacement staff to care for him. So ... that's you. If the price looks crazy low it's because the cat needs you.
Also a small self-powered boat and a SUP you can use (at your own risk).